May 2012
2 tags
4 tags
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Jager Man...
i-aint-bovvered:
He was number 1.
April 2012
5 tags
3 tags
Me: Hey mom, guess what!
Mom: Hey baby, what?
Me: My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R.
Mom:
Me: My bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R
Mom: Stop it.
Me: OH I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why...I'll SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Mom:
Me: Cause' Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Hey did you see Once Upon A Time?
8 tags
Pulling an all nighter.
I’m so distracted by everything. UGGGHHHH I’m the worst procrastinator. But on the flippidy flip, instead of doing my homework this weekend I went to Disneyland! I saw some Disneybounders and I spent about 70 on food. I’m a committed eater. I also so a giant hot dog on the freeway (Oscar Meyer Wiener car) and I stayed at the Paradise Pier hotel. Best. So I say I procrastinated...
thatkelvinkid:
beyoncethemessiah:
Nicki Minaj’s best live moments.
Gets me every time omfg
3 tags
Baby Pinocchio and baby Emma are the cutest thing...
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm...
ratherdielaughing:
1 tag
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop-
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh god not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA